In this revolutionary program, how things are said is much more important than what is actually accomplished.
MISSION STATEMENT: | Engaged, authentic, effective, learner-directed, seamless cooperative assessments will measure incremental advancement in a performace-based equitable exploration of the world of multi-disciplinary collaborative knowledge-building. An interoperable format such as this is fundamental to any on-going strategic program of integrated, generative, inter-connected, empathetic facilitation. |
AUTHENTICITY INDICATORS: | |
Teacher Role - | Researcher: Constant interaction with a thesaurus, seeking better ways to extend the number of syllables required to describe classroom activities. |
Student Role - | Laboratory Specimen: Participates in an endless series of "trial balloons" masquerading as revolutionary educational innovations while doing penance for using monosyllabic terms such as "teach," "learn," or "work." |
Vision of Learning - | An unrealistic world of pomposity where people use expressions such as "fascilitated knowledge-building." |
Tasks - | Remember, it's not the task that counts, it's what you call it. |
Assessment - | Bonus points for hyphenated terms used in response to the question, "What did you do today?" |
Instructional Model - | Oriented towards constructing new and improved "memo-worthy" vocabulary/terminology. |
Learning Context - | Instruction conceptualizes "one big happy group of outcome-oriented, collaborative, cognitive explorers." |
Grouping - | Organized according to usage or "proper" terminology. Sub-groups involve numbers of syllables in said terminology. |
FUNCTIONALITY INDICATORS: | |
Operability - | Capable of creating a "process designation" for just about anything. |
Access - | All students have equal access to existing terminology, and equal opportunity for advancement to programs in "name-dropping" and "servile behavior." |
Organization - | Culture-compatible; the language of hubris is universal. |
Ease of Use - | User-friendly; no term or expression will be judged as "too ridiculous." Techno-flexible; works equally well with an abacus or a computer. |
Performance Engagability - | All students actively involved in the essential search for the ultimate "buzz-word." |